Makeup Quotes Funny

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Makeup Quotes Funny

Makeup quotes funny and entertaining as well as inspirational. Perfect for makeup lovers as well as people who appreciate a good laugh.

If you can’t see my highlighter from space, I’m not wearing enough.”

― Unknown

“Make-up can only make you look pretty on the outside but it doesn’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make-up.”

― Audrey Hepburn

“If you’re sad, add more lipstick and attack.”

― Coco Chanel

“Blending is my cardio.”

 ― Unknown

“If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.”

― Marilyn Monroe

“Life is short. Your lashes shouldn’t be.”

― Unknown

“Put on some lipstick and pull yourself together.”

― Elizabeth Taylor

“The bags under my eyes are Chanel.”

 ― Unknown

“The best thing is to look natural, but it takes makeup to look natural.”

― Calvin Klein

“All things are possible with coffee and mascara.”

 ― Unknown

“Every woman deserves a man to ruin her lipstick, not her mascara.”

― Charlotte Tilbury

“Don’t worry about me, worry about your eyebrows.”

― Unknown

“It’s fun to be a woman. It’s fun to flirt and wear makeup and have boobs.”

― Eva Mendes

“You can’t buy happiness but you can buy makeup. Which is pretty much the same thing.”

― Unknown

“Heels and red lipstick will put the fear of God in people.”

― Dita Von Teese

“May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner be even.”

― Unknown

“Joy is the best makeup. But a little lipstick is a close runner-up.”

― Anne Lamott

“The only drama that I enjoy is my lashes.”

― Unknown

“Remember that true beauty comes from within – from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes.”

― Jeffree Star

Man: “When women wear makeup, they’re basically lying to us.”

Me: “I don’t see why I’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to think I have gold sparkly eyelids.”

― Unknown

“Thank god for Red bull and fake eyelashes.”

 ― Jeffree Star

“Sorry I’m late but do you see this makeup?”

― Unknown

“Boys will never understand the struggle of long hair and lip gloss on a windy day.”

― Unknown

“Success is the only option because I like expensive makeup.”

― Unknown

“I run on coffee, sarcasm, and lipstick.”

― Unknown

“I like makeup more than people.”

― Unknown

“Siri, remove my makeup.”

 ― Unknown

“Put on some lipstick and pull yourself together.”

― Elizabeth

“Shout out to all the makeup I haven’t bought yet, I’m comin for you.”

― Unknown

“On a bad day, there’s always lipstick.”

― Audrey Hepburn

“May your day be as flawless as your makeup.”

― Unknown

“I like my eyelashes as black as my heart and as long as the list of people I want to punch in the face.”

― Unknown

“I figure, if I’m gonna be a mess I might as well be a hot mess.”

― Unknown

“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”

― Unknown

“Why are you so dolled up? You’re not going to a fashion show.”

The world is my runway! Now, if you’ll please excuse me.

― Unknown

“My life may not be perfect but my lashes are.”

― Unknown

“You’re the highlight to my contour.”

― Unknown

“Surround yourself with makeup, not negativity.”

― Unknown

“It’s not hoarding if it’s makeup.”

― Unknown

“May your foundation match your neck, concealer be crease-less, & winged eyeliner be sharp enough to kill. Amen!

― Unknown

“Don’t let today be a waste of makeup.”

― Unknown

“Home is where your makeup stash is.”

― Unknown

“Girls wear makeup to impress boys.”

You think I own 78 MAC lipsticks to impress a boy who can’t tell the difference between Ruby Woo and Russian Red?

NO!

― Este Couture

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